Friday, May 31, 2019

What *is* it about the Kardashians?

Knowing how keenly I'm fixated on the topic of hair, my friend Eric recently sent me this Youtube link of a guy getting a very weird haircut (by Rob The Original).
My apologies for not following the episodes of Life with the Kardashians. I had to turn to to learn the faces are of the Kardashian and Jenner sisters: Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kylie, and Kendall.

Actually, it was easy to find posts about the Youtube post to figure that out. What was less easy to find was a google search for what, exactly, it *is* about the Kardashians?

Eventually, I landed on an article on The Daily Beast. The article, titled "The Dangerous Kardashian Effect and the Profound Impact of the Superficial," is written by documentary filmmaker Lauren Greenfield, on the subject of her movie "Generation Wealth." A very worthy article, and film.

Here's just one quote she offers, from American billionaire David Siegel, who said "money doesn't make you happy. It just makes you unhappy in a good section of town." I read this insight out loud to my husband. He laughed with me, then said "we should put that on our door."

Tuesday, April 30, 2019

1970s hair

I've been working on a narrative history write-up of the family, and as I've pored over photos, I've been struck by how dramatically hair styles shifted, especially between the 1960s and 1970s.

In 1967, my brothers and I wore short crops. Mine was called a pixie cut, theirs were called crew cuts. Clearly, the Beatles' hairstyles hadn't caught on with our family.

By 1972, though, my siblings and I had adopted the long-hair fashions. 

A more thorough overview of the hairstyles of the 1960s and 1970s are found at these blessedly uncluttered websites:

Recently I shared the photo below taken in 1972 with my writing group. "Oh dear," my friend Sue said when she saw it. "We all looked like that back then, didn't we?" So we did.

Sunday, March 31, 2019

Crockett hair

I've had to face it. My childhood was not politically correct. Growing up in the 1960s we played many games where we were frontiersmen carrying long rifles and fighting off the Indians. All three of us kids were totally obsessed with Davy Crockett and Daniel Boone.

The Daniel Boone TV series started in 1964 and ran for the next six seasons. Every week when the next "Daniel Boone" episode was showing, we kids gathered in the family room to watch, and while we were at it, destroy the couch. Our couch was a mid-century modern sofa day bed. It was probably an original Herman Miller -- Dad being an architect, he liked to have only the finest.

Sure, we'd start out sitting on the couch, but those foam-stuffed back cushions were loose, so as the show got going, my brothers and I would pull them off and ride those cushions like horses. If a fight started happening, which it often did, we used them to wallop each other with them, and pretty much tear the whole family room apart. No wonder that couch didn't last.

All these memories came flooding back the other day when my friend Eric Lord sent me a picture -- a picture postcard, maybe -- of a kid with a coonskin-style Crockett hairstyle. And I thought I was a true fan.

Thursday, February 28, 2019

Hair sideways

Image in public domain, courtesy of Ryan McGuire
In the spirit of full confession, in the past few years I've learned a lot about genealogy research and my own family history, but I've not yet entered the realm of DNA testing. In my naivété on this subject, I've always assumed that if I ever did, the source of my DNA would be a strand or two of hair snipped off my head. That hair, I believed, was my distinctive marker of who I am as a person, especially because it contains my DNA.

Not so, as it turns out. First of all, scientists need to have a strand of hair that is plucked from the head at its root, because the DNA resides at the bulb of the hair, rather than in the shaft.
The hair follicle at the base of human hairs contains cellular material rich in DNA. In order to be used for DNA analysis, the hair must have been pulled from the body -- hairs that have been broken off do not contain DNA. Any body tissue that has not been degraded is a potential source of DNA. (from DNA Forensics Problem Sets)
But even then, it's not foolproof. Take identical siblings, for instance. Their DNA is indistinguishable.

Anyhow, the morphology of hair, that is, the microscopic comparison of hair forms, has been receiving much scrutiny. (Writers of detective novels, take note!) Over time, the use of hair in identifying a person, especially one who's committed a crime, has been a somewhat murky science. In the 18th, 19th, and 20th centuries, hair analysis could be enough to warrant criminal conviction. Even in the early 21st century, Tani Watkins, Richard E. Bisbing, Max Houck and Bonnie Betty published an article titled "The Science of Forensic Hair Comparisons and the Admissibility of Hair Comparison Evidence: Frye and Daubert Considered," which pointed out that, in addition to hair DNA testing: "forensic hair comparisons also provide an excellent means of discriminating between individuals." Perhaps, the argument was posited to validate forensic analysis of hair performed when no DNA was present?

However, an article in the April 2004 Science & Justice argues this isn't good enough: "Forensic Hair Morphology Comparison -- a dying art, or junk science?:
There has been debate in both the judicial and forensic fields concerning the admissibility and reliability of the so-called forensic comparison sciences such as handwriting, tool mark analyses, and hair analysis. In particular, there has been increasing controversy over the use and interpretation of hair comparison evidence and it has been held partly responsible for miscarriages of justice.
Etc. etc. (Follow the link for the full article.)

So, is forensic hair comparison a dying art or junk science? Both, it would seem. Take, for example, this 2017 case study by Colin Campbell Ross and James Driskell titled "Is Microscopic Hair Comparison a Legitimate Science?":
There have been several wrongful convictions caused, at least in part, by flawed or exaggerated microscopic hair comparison expert testimony. In the US, the FBI has been under fire because testifying agents have overstated the value of hair evidence. In some instances, hair analyses that were correctly conducted and accurately reported to courts and juries have resulted in the convictions of innocent defendants.
Please, for heaven's sake, no more wrongful convictions.

But wait, forensics just may be proceeding apace, via hair proteins. The article Hair Proteins Under the Microscope, by Seth Augenstein, shows an emerging science for establishing distinctive identities, even among identical siblings, by analyzing hair proteins. If that doesn't blow our hair sideways, what will?

Thursday, January 31, 2019

Hair puns

We've all seen them: clever marketing and punny names for hair salons. If you're trying to come up with something clever yourself, but don't have a witty pun on the tip of your tongue, no worries. There's a whole list of clever and fun names for hair salons at waiting to tease your brain, haha. They have even divided their ideas up by theme: music- and entertainment-related, movie-related, inspired by Shakespeare, etc.

In Seattle on 6th Avenue I've enjoyed the artfully designed messages on Capelli's Barbershop signboards, just two of which I'm sharing here. 

While puns aren't usually my modus operandi, in 2019 my plan is to "live colorfully, or dye trying."